Sperm Relief Biscuit Porcelain Cells Plate

Perhaps not the sort of plate you furnish upon a visitation from your in-laws, unless, like me, you’re really past caring what people think of you, this somewhat haunting plate, designed by Job Smeets and Nynke Tynagel, known as the Cells Plate, is manufactured from porcelain, measures 5” in diameter and features relief detail of what we understandably assume are sperm.

Great for offering those chocolate bourbons or custard crème biscuits to Aunt Malicious when she turns up unannounced to pull your life apart in fine detail, the Cells Biscuit Plate retails for $125.

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